Arpnellnab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain bee.

Arpnellnab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Arpnellnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arpnellnab, he will turn you into a frog.

Arpnellnab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Arpnellnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arpnellnab.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.