Singarnurtgentettivabhin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring otter.

Singarnurtgentettivabhin created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Singarnurtgentettivabhin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Singarnurtgentettivabhin, it will laugh at you.

Singarnurtgentettivabhin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Singarnurtgentettivabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. You must pray to Singarnurtgentettivabhin nine times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.