Tarnurbut is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable
jellyfish.
Tarnurbut created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarnurbut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tarnurbut, it will ignore you.
Tarnurbut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Tarnurbut's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat apples.
2. Never talk about dolphins.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.