Tarnurbut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable jellyfish.

Tarnurbut created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarnurbut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarnurbut, it will ignore you.

Tarnurbut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tarnurbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.