Mifdothotdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking penguin.

Mifdothotdiss created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdothotdiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mifdothotdiss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mifdothotdiss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mifdothotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.