Pakkadbegbut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered bee.

Pakkadbegbut created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakkadbegbut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakkadbegbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pakkadbegbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pakkadbegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Put Pakkadbegbut first in all things.