Fomgupyat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Fomgupyat created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomgupyat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomgupyat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fomgupyat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fomgupyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not take Fomgupyat's name in vain.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Always look after injured birds.