Hogsagbam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating ferret.

Hogsagbam created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsagbam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hogsagbam, he will turn you into a worm.

Hogsagbam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hogsagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.

4. Hogsagbam loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear turquoise.