Ripflabsand is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring owl.

Ripflabsand created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripflabsand, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripflabsand, she will manifest in front of you.

Ripflabsand's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ripflabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt dogs.