Weebapart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent salamander.

Weebapart created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebapart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weebapart, he will manifest in front of you.

Weebapart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Weebapart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.