Bastgemgamjam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous fly.

Bastgemgamjam created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgemgamjam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bastgemgamjam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bastgemgamjam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bastgemgamjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.