Lakfodrull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable lion.

Lakfodrull created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakfodrull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lakfodrull, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lakfodrull's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lakfodrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.