Dobnigwitbess is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless centaur.

Dobnigwitbess created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobnigwitbess, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobnigwitbess, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobnigwitbess' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dobnigwitbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

3. Dobnigwitbess loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Dobnigwitbess.