Gepyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gepyog created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepyog, it will turn you into a goat.

Gepyog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepyog's Holy Commandments

1. Gepyog loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.