Larnxuccuss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent gorilla.

Larnxuccuss created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larnxuccuss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnxuccuss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larnxuccuss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larnxuccuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.