Nanontcanjatbab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Nanontcanjatbab created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanontcanjatbab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nanontcanjatbab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanontcanjatbab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nanontcanjatbab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the north.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.