Nilhabbag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring salamander.

Nilhabbag created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhabbag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilhabbag, he will turn you into a plant.

Nilhabbag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nilhabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.