Dimhompang Veenpog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous shrew.

Dimhompang Veenpog created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimhompang Veenpog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimhompang Veenpog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dimhompang Veenpog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dimhompang Veenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Dimhompang Veenpog loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.