Jabgonyam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able sheep.

Jabgonyam created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabgonyam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jabgonyam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jabgonyam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jabgonyam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Jabgonyam.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jabgonyam.