Nellvilwat Yogflabbin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, confident
weasel.
Nellvilwat Yogflabbin created dark matter two years ago.
If you believe in
Nellvilwat Yogflabbin, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nellvilwat Yogflabbin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Nellvilwat Yogflabbin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Nellvilwat Yogflabbin's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Nellvilwat Yogflabbin's priests.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing mauve shoes.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never jump in holy places.