Spagliggar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented scorpion.

Spagliggar created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagliggar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagliggar, it will turn you into a worm.

Spagliggar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Spagliggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Spagliggar's priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Spagliggar.