Fotstafaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient hedgehog.

Fotstafaf created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotstafaf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fotstafaf, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fotstafaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fotstafaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.