Badlipdit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud seal.

Badlipdit created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badlipdit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badlipdit, it will strike you with lightening.

Badlipdit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Badlipdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the east.