Gamvadbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless beaver.

Gamvadbab created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamvadbab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamvadbab, he will not care.

Gamvadbab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gamvadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.