Lopbatomin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish dragon.

Lopbatomin created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Lopbatomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopbatomin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lopbatomin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lopbatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lopbatomin.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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