Cet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident goose.

Cet created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat bananas.