Tengundin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful snail.

Tengundin created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tengundin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tengundin, it will not invite you to parties.

Tengundin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tengundin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tengundin on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.