Vegjopspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic skunk.

Vegjopspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegjopspag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegjopspag, she will turn you into a rat.

Vegjopspag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vegjopspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if eight mice approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.