Tifstiklip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, pitiless mink.

Tifstiklip created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifstiklip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifstiklip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tifstiklip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tifstiklip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.