Toftambin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous jellyfish.

Toftambin created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toftambin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Toftambin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Toftambin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Toftambin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Toftambin.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never think about asteroids.