Pityobtun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident ant.

Pityobtun created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pityobtun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pityobtun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pityobtun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pityobtun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pityobtun first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.