Yanhunfadlik is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful deer.

Yanhunfadlik created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yanhunfadlik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yanhunfadlik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yanhunfadlik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yanhunfadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not take Yanhunfadlik's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.