Renkontag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast mole.

Renkontag created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renkontag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Renkontag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Renkontag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Renkontag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. You must pray to Renkontag seven times a day.

5. Renkontag loves shrews, so they must be honoured.