Largcetwod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humane fox.

Largcetwod created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Largcetwod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Largcetwod, he will remove you from existence.

Largcetwod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Largcetwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Largcetwod loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.