Danzoblak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless shark.

Danzoblak created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Danzoblak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Danzoblak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Danzoblak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Danzoblak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Worship no other gods but Danzoblak.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.