Cudvonkzab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Cudvonkzab created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvonkzab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudvonkzab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cudvonkzab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudvonkzab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect four nickel sculptures of Cudvonkzab on top of important buildings.

5. Cudvonkzab loves sharks, so they must be respected.