Nadjatpog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm unicorn.

Nadjatpog created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadjatpog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadjatpog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nadjatpog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nadjatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Nadjatpog loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.