Wegquafyoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy turtle.

Wegquafyoss created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegquafyoss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegquafyoss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wegquafyoss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wegquafyoss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Wegquafyoss on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Wegquafyoss' priests.