Sadqueegfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective squirrel.

Sadqueegfem created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadqueegfem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadqueegfem, he will turn you into a plant.

Sadqueegfem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sadqueegfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sadqueegfem's priests.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never run near foxes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.