Garlistbest is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic unicorn.

Garlistbest created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Garlistbest, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Garlistbest, it will not care.

Garlistbest's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Garlistbest's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garlistbest.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never wear coats.