Jipcepgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty turtle.

Jipcepgun created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipcepgun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jipcepgun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jipcepgun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jipcepgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.