Flanmetnill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable sheep.

Flanmetnill created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flanmetnill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flanmetnill, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flanmetnill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flanmetnill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not kill otters.