Pogstippig Fomtaltaf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust dugong.

Pogstippig Fomtaltaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogstippig Fomtaltaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogstippig Fomtaltaf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pogstippig Fomtaltaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pogstippig Fomtaltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Pogstippig Fomtaltaf on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.