Pibgarnar Motcubleghap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful tapir.

Pibgarnar Motcubleghap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgarnar Motcubleghap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pibgarnar Motcubleghap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pibgarnar Motcubleghap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pibgarnar Motcubleghap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Run away if eight ducks approach from the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.