Cubjabbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent capybara.

Cubjabbap created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubjabbap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cubjabbap, he will strike you with lightening.

Cubjabbap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cubjabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not make images of living things.