Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful rhinoceros.

Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan, she will laugh at you.

Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Tafzenweg Sablapdonmonstan first in all things.

3. Never paint your legs cyan.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.