Disshimdab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage pig.

Disshimdab created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Disshimdab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disshimdab, he will turn you into a goat.

Disshimdab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Disshimdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Disshimdab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat peanuts.