Fobcarlist is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow jellyfish.

Fobcarlist created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobcarlist, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobcarlist, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fobcarlist's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fobcarlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.