Gadgilab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful hare.

Gadgilab created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadgilab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gadgilab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gadgilab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gadgilab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not take Gadgilab's name in vain.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always help great tits.