Rawbenben is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring swallow.

Rawbenben created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawbenben, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rawbenben, he will think nothing of it.

Rawbenben's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rawbenben's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick tapirs.