Kem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous jaguar.

Kem created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kem, he will strike you with lightening.

Kem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Never write about galaxies.